Sit around and watch the tube
But nothing's on
Change the channels for an hour or two
Twiddle my thumbs just for a bit
I'm sick of all the same old [bad word] In a house with unlocked doors
And I'm [bad word] lazy

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so [bad word] bored I'm going blind
And I smell like [bad word] 
Peel me off this velcro seat
And get me moving
I sure as [bad word] can't do it by myself
I'm feeling like a dog in heat
Barred indoors from the summer street
I locked the door to my own cell
And I lost the key

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so so [bad word] bored I'm going blind
And I smell like [bad word] 
I got no motivation
Where is my motivation
No time for motivation
Smoking my inspiration

Sit around and watch the phone
But no one's calling
Call me pathetic, call me what you will
My mother says to get a job
But she don't like the one she's got
When [bad word] s losts its fun
You're [bad word] breaking

Bite my lip and close my eyes
Take me away to paradise
I'm so [bad word] bored I'm going blind
And loneliness has to suffice
Bite my lip and close my eyes
Slipping away to paradise
Some say "quit or I'll go blind"
But it's just a myth