Jesus, I am overjoyed to meet you 
face to face 
You've been getting quite a name all 
around the place 
Healing cripples, raising from the 
dead 

and now I understand you're God at 
least that's what you've said 

So you're the Christ, you're the Great 
Jesus Christ 
Prove to me that you're divine - 
change my water into wine 
That's all you need do and I'll know 
it's all [bad word] 
C'mon, King of the Jews 

Jesus, you must won't believe the hit 
you're made round here 
You're all we talk about the wonder 
of the year 
Oh, what a pity if it's all a lie 

Still I'm sure that you can rock the 
cynics 
if you try 

So you're the Christ, you're the Great 
Jesus Christ 
Prove to me that you're no fool, walk 
across 
my swimming pool 
If you do that for me then I'll let 
you go free 

C'mon, King of the Jews 

I only ask things I'd ask any 
superstar 

What is it that you have got that 
puts you where you are? 

I am waiting, yes, I'm a captive fan 
I'm dying to be shown that you're not 
just any man 

So if you are the Christ, yes, the 
Great Jesus Christ 
Feed my household with this bread - 
you can do it on your head 
Or has something gone wrong? 
Why do you take so long? 
C'mon, King of the Jews 

Hey! Aren't you scared of me, Christ? 
Mister wonderful Christ! 
You're a joke, you're not the Lord - 
you're nothing but a fraud 
Take him away - He's got nothing to 
say! 
Get out you, King of the Jews! Get 
out of my life!