Life's gonna suck when you grow up, 
when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, 
it sucks pretty bad right now
Hey, if you know the words, sing along
You're gonna have to mow the lawn, 
do the dishes, make your bed
You're gonna have to go to school 
until you're seventeen
It's gonna seem about tree times as long as that
You might have to go to war, 
shoot a gun, kill a nun
You might have to go to war 
when you get out of school
Hey cheer up kids, it gets a lot worse
You're gonna have to deal with stress, 
deal with stress, deal with stress
You're gonna be a giant mess 
when you get back from the war
Santa Claus does not exist, and there is no Easter Bunny
You'll find out when you grow up that Big Bird isn't funny
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, 
when you grow up, when you grow up
Life's gonna suck when you grow up, 
it sucks pretty bad right now
You're gonna end up smoking crack, 
on you're back, face the fact
You're gonna end up hooked on smack 
and then you're gonna die
And then you're gonna die