[Eminem]
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside
Two trailer park girls go round the outside
Round the outside, round the outside

[Female Voice]
"Ooh!"

[Eminem]
Guess who's back, back again
Shady's back, tell a friend
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back, guess who's back
Guess who's back...

I've created a monster, cuz nobody wants to
See Marshall no more they want Shady
I'm chopped liver
Well if you want Shady, this is what I'll give ya

little bit of weed mixed with some hard liquor
Some vodka that will jumpstart my heart quicker
Then a shock when I get shocked at the hospital
By the Dr. when I'm not cooperating

When I'm rocking the table while he's operating "Hey"
You waited this long to stop debating
Cuz I'm back, I'm on the rag and ovulating
I know that you got a job Ms. Cheney

But your husbands heart problem [bad word] 
So the FCC won't let me be
Or let me be me so let me see
They tried to shut me down on MTV

But it feels so empty without me
 [bad word] on dip, bum on your lips
F*ck that [bad word] on your lips and some on your [bad word] 
And get ready cuz this [bad word] #39;s about to get heavy
I just settled all my lawsuits, "F*ck you Debbie!"

Now this looks a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me 

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Little hellions, kids feeling rebellious
Embarrassed, their parents still listen to Elvis
They start feeling like prison is helpless
Til [bad word] along on a mission and yells "b*tch"

visionary, vision is scary, could start a revolution,
Pollutin' the air waves a rebel
So let me just revel and bask
In the fact that I got everyone kissing my a*s

And it's a disaster such a catastrophe
For you to see so [bad word] much of my a*s you ask for me?
Well I'm back fix your bent antenna
Tune it in and then I'm gonna enter

Into the front of your skin like a splinter
The center of attention back for the winter
I'm interesting, the best thing since wrestling
Infesting in your kids ears and nesting

Testing "Attention Please"
Feel the tension soon as someone mentions me
Here's my 10 cents my 2 cents is free
nuisance, who sent, you sent for me?

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

tisk-it a task-it,
I go [bad word] for tat with anybody who's talking this sh*t that [bad word] 
Chris Kirkpatrick, you can get your [bad word] kicked
Worse than them little Limp Bizkit [bad word] 
And Moby, you can get stomped by Obie

You 36 year old bald headed [bad word] blow me
You don't know me, you're too old
Let go, it's over, nobody listens to techno
Now lets go, just give me the signal

I will be there with a whole list full of new insults
I've been dope, suspenseful with a pencil
Ever since Prince turned himself into a symbol
But sometimes the [bad word] just seems

Everybody only wants to discuss me
So this must mean I'm dis-gus-ting
But its just me I'm just obscene
Though I'm not the first king of controversy

I am the worst thing since Elvis Presley
To do Black Music so selfishly
And use it to get myself wealthy (Hey)
There's a concept that works

20 million other white rappers emerge
But no matter how many fish in the sea
It'll be so empty without me

Now this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

I said this looks like a job for me
So everybody just follow me
Cuz we need a little controversy
Cuz it feels so empty without me

Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
Hum de la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la la
"Kids!"