I... wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] He wants to [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] I wanna [bad word] a dog... that's right kids

I... tried to [bad word] your mom in the [bad word] tried to [bad word] your dad [bad word] could only find the dog... and his [bad word] 
We... wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] We wanna [bad word] dog

I... tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate in the [bad word] Argg, me and my first mate you scurvy cur
tried to [bad word] a [bad word] pirate... but I found the dog
Ahh that was no pirate man that was thy own sister... it was a mexican pirate

We... wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] we wanna [bad word] a dog in the [bad word] wanna [bad word] a [bad word] dog............................. [bad word] YOU