Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Goirai no hi wo Omachi [bad word] Anata no karada Kirei ni shimashou
Saa jikkuri to Oshirabe shimashou

Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Goirai no ken Hikiukemashou
Anata dake no tame Tezukuri kan'oke
Negokochi saikou Kitto manzoku shimasu

Jinsei saigo ni [bad word] Saikou no harebutai
Shousei ga Otetsudai shimasu
Utsukushiku [bad word] Irodorimashou

Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Anata no karada wa Shousei no mono
Onayami muyou Urei mo muyou
Itsudemo [bad word] ni Gosoudan are

Shousei Sougiya Undertaker
Urajouhou mo Teikyou shimasu
Onozomi naraba PINK no shiori de
Anata no unmei Sashikae shimasu
 [bad word] koucha to yakitate no COOKIE de
Saa yukkuri Ohanashi shimashou
Taika wa gokujou no warai dake de ii

Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Kyou mo [bad word] to Tawamuremashou
Enryo wa muyou Okane mo muyou
Towa no Nemuri e Izanaimashou

"Saate, konkai goshoukai [bad word]  medama shouhin wa kochira.
Shousei tezukuri tokusei koukyuu kan'oke.
Kiwaku wa, Wales-san no koukyuu MAHOGANY,
Ofuton wa Yorkshire-san no [bad word] ninteisho tsuki WOOL.
Kan'oke ippai no WHITE LILY ga
Anata no karada wo yasashiku tsutsumikomu.
Iihihihihi...."

Jinsei saigo ni [bad word] Saikou no harebutai
Shousei ga Otetsudai shimasu
Anata no karada wo Utsukushiku [bad word] Irodorimashou

Tanoshii tanoshii Sougiya tanoshii
Anata no karada wa Shousei no mono
Onayami muyou Urei mo muyou
Itsudemo [bad word] ni Gosoudan are

Eien no Nemuri e Izanaimashou

Iihihihihi....