And so I cry sometimes
when I’m lying in bed
Hoping I join the Guard
Before I’m dead 
and I…
I’m feeling…
Like making more pasta
 [bad word] for the sake of LOVE please just kill me now)

And so I wake up here in Snowdin and I step outside
Go to Grillby’s where Sans keeps wasting time
And I…
scream from the top of my ribs
What’s bonin’ on
(you know, on second thought maybe gaster had the right idea)

 [bad word] X2)
And I say
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
NYEH HEH HEH
I said NYEH…
What’s bonin’ on~?

(Asgore) And he tries....
Oh as God, do I try
I try all the time…
to catch myself a human

(Undyne) And he SAVES!
Oh as God do I save~
I save every single day  [bad word] yeah!)
With DETERMINATION~!

 [bad word] x3)
And I say
NYEH HEH HEH HEH HEH
NYEH HEH HEH
I said NYEH…
What’s bonin’ on?

(Toriel) Don't fight, my dear...
(Asgore) Find mercy inside,
(Alphys) Or learn how to hide, like Flowey.

(Monster Kid) Hey Mr. Flower, why you so angry-lookin'?
(Flowey) Because I was put in this song by a BUNCH OF IDIOTS!

Twenty-five years
and that socks still not clean
but now I can move it
if I just use my dreams… and hopes…
and DETERMINATION