Well, I'm a guitar slinger
With my gang in town
I got some bad [bad word] rockin'
I'm gonna spread around.

Forget about your tv
And crash your [bad word] take a little taste and [bad word] back for more!
 [bad word] 
Got some crazy licks
In my bag of [bad word] on over and
Give it a try.
And if your booze don't work
I'll give you something real
Try drinkin'
T.N.T. and smokin' dynamite!

I'm a full-time lover
With a one-track mind
I'm the sweetest man
In your town tonight.
 [bad word]