Get on your dancing shoes
There's one thing on your mind
Oh, been there looking for you
Sure you'll [bad word]  through
Oh and the [bad word]  shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Yea, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waitin'n'waitin'n...

The only reason that you came
So what ya scared for?
Well don't you always do the same
It's what ya there for, don't ya know..

The lights are flashing
Down in here tonight
And some might exchange a glance
But keep pretending to dance

Don't act like it's not happening
As if its impolite
To go and mention your name
Instead you'll just do the same
As they all do, and hope for the best...

The only reason that you came
So what ya scared for?
Well don't ya always do the same
It's what ya there for, but no!!

Get on your dancing shoes
You y little swine
Oh, been there looking for you
Sure you'll [bad word]  through

And a said the [bad word]  shock, horror
You've seen your future bride
Oh, but it's oh so absurd
For you to say the first word
So you're waitin'n'waitin...!