(Oh Canada we stand on guard, for thee) 
I told this guy where I was from 
he said oh, Canada 
kinda laughs it off, real funny huh? 
yeah, [bad word] on 

(O Canada) 
1-2, 1-2, 
mic check, 1-2, 1-2 
yeah 
(O Canada) 

uh, yea 
from the land of the lost 
Trans-Canada crossed 
patriotic and a honor 
with a hand on my heart 

from the Greatest of Lakes 
to the greenest of greens 
to the Rockiest mountains 
and everything in between 

o-o-o Canada 
oh you're no fan of us? 
'cause our movie and TV shows are so amateur? 
yeah, we laugh at off, that don't really bother me 
look, we ain't serious unless we really gotta be 

humorous attitude like Kids in the Hall 
like Jim Carey, Mike Myers, yeah we claiming them all 

it's the Great White North 
home of the funniest actors 
the [bad word] of the joke 
with an abundance of laughter 

the Red and wWhite flag 
keep it high keep it visual 
people see Canada and get stereotypical 
think we finish every sentence with buddy or bye 
and if it ain't that its either dude, eh or guy 
(Canadaka eh) 
yeah we consider it people 
and smoking marijuana 
we consider it legal 

still doing rap like the 1990's 
but that's how we like it off timed and grimey 

I know where I'm from and I told ya before 
North of America hard to ignore 
every time I go away I tell them for sure 
I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada 

(O Canada) 
O Canada o-o-o Canada 
(O canada) 
I'm from Canada 
o-o-o Canada 

the Class makes a sick beat, we call it a classic (x4) 

I've been around the globe and 
heard the confusion 
honestly a lot of y'all are ignorant and stupid 

yes, we have microwaves, tvs and cell phones 
unintelligent [bad word] we invented the telephone 
we made Yahtzee 
the light bulb, hockey 
and bred the greatest player's Gretzky to Crosby 
we all got at least one drinking buddy 
and after one drink, all of us think we're funny 

our national mascot's a [bad word] beaver 
O Canada we love our beaver 
home of [bad word] s Angels the RCMP 
home of Gordon Lightfoot and SCTV 

the Underground Rail Road 
Georges St. Pierre 
right here is where he calls home 

our health care system 
y'all know its free 
keep a girl banging with a full mouth of teeth 
I won't even get into the music on the streets 
they say hip hop is dead 
naw its up north with me 
I could do this all day its a part of my routine 
but supper's almost done and tonight poutine 

I know where I'm from and I told ya before 
North of America hard to ignore 
every time I go away i tell em for sure 
I'm from Canada o-o-o Canada 
(I'm from the east coast of Canada) 
o-o-o Canada 
(I'm from the east east east coast) 
yo yo! 
see I'm from Canada so sometimes the [bad word] out of my mouth like this 
get used to it 

(O Canada, we stand on guard for thee)