Remember when you ran away and I got on my knees and begged you not to leave because I'd go berserk?
Well, you left me anyhow and then the days got worse and worse and now you see I've [bad word] out of my mind.

And [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha
 [bad word] to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
to the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time, and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
and [bad word] to take me away ha ha

You thought it was a joke and so you laughed, you laughed when I had said that losing you would make me flip my lid, right? You know you laughed, I heard you laugh, you laughed, you laughed and laughed and then you left, but now you know I'm utterly mad.

And [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha
 [bad word] to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
 [bad word] to take me away ha ha...

I cooked your food, I cleaned your house, and this is how you paid me back for all my kind unselfish loving deeds. Huh? Well you just wait they'll find you yet, and when they do they'll put you in the ASPCA you mangy mutt.

And [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha
 [bad word] to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats
 [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha
To the happy home with trees and flowers and chirping birds and basket weavers who sit and smile and twiddle their thumbs and toes
 [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha Ha

Your home the one the bank foreclosed, You cried to me Monogamy is the way we both must live or you'll feel hurt. But, I see, I see there's someone new, your anxious poly-pure-bred coat was even gone at our place while I paid the rent, thanks!

And [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha
 [bad word] to take me away ho ho he he ha ha
To the loony bin with all you can eat perscription [bad word] like torizine, and lithium, and electric shock and insulin
 [bad word] to take me away Ha Ha