Question!
Why is it that every time
I'm walking down the street,
Somebody wants to stop me
Just to give me a flyer?

C'mon man!
FUNK DAT!
Get outta my way!

Question!
Why is it that every time
I'm walking to the bank,
The tellers look at me
Like I'm the one that robbed them last week?

C'mon man!
FUNK DAT!
What are you looking at?

Question!
Why is it that every time
I turn on the radio,
I hear the same five songs
fifteen times a day for three months?

Man!
FUNK DAT!
Get a new DJ!

Question!
Why is it that bums ask me for money,
When I ain't got none?
What is it an "in" thing or something,
"Let me remind this dude he ain't got no money. Huh?

Man!
FUNK DAT!
Get a job!

You know,
Every time I see my neighboor,
She tells me to stay out of trouble,
The other one looks at me like
I'm the one that got her daughter [bad word] out.

C'mon man!
FUNK DAT!
What are you looking at?

Seems like every time it never fails,
It never fails,
I'm just chillin' in my crib,
Minding my own business,
And somebody calls me just to talk about nothing.

FUNK DAT!
Get a life!

Question!
Why is it that when I go out to a night club,
Only the ugly chicks wanna step to me,
I mean like I'm ugly or something, huh?
What do you mean, huh?

FUNK DAT!
Get outta my face!