I want to dedicate this number to a great gal, who I’ve done wrong.

Bernadette, I am so sorry for trying to propose to you.

Bernadette, you found it creepy, but that’s just the kind of thing I do.

I know, now, it was too soon to talk of love. It was just a crazy idea that came to me in my tub. But, Bernadette, give me one more chance.

Sweet Bernadette.

I’ll get the hang of this thing they call romance, Sweet Bernadette.

I dream to once again kiss your lips, Sweet Bernadette.

Sincerely yours, Howard Wolowitz.

Thank you, Cheesecake Factory!