There was an old farmer who lived on a rock.
He sat in the meadow just shaking his...  [bad word] 

Fist at some boys who were down by the crick.
Their feet in the water their hands on their...  [bad word] 

Marbles and playthings and at half past four.
There came a young lady she looked like a...  [bad word] 

Pretty young creature she sat on the grass.
She pulled up her dress and she showed them her...  [bad word]  [bad word] and laces and white fluffy duck.
She said she was learning a new way to...  [bad word] 

Bring up her children so they would not spit.
While the boys in the barnyard were shovelling...  [bad word] 

Refuse and litter from yesterday's hunt.
While the girl in the meadow [bad word] her...  [bad word] 

Eyes at the fellow down by the dock
He looked like a man with a sizeable...  [bad word] 

Home in the country with a big fence out front
If he asked her politely she'd show him her...  [bad word] 

Little pet dog who was subject to fits
And maybe she'd let him grab hold of her...  [bad word] 

Small tender hands with a movement so quick
And then she'd bend over and suck on his...  [bad word] 

Candy so tasty made of butterscotch
And then he'd spread whipped cream all over her... (???)

Cookies that she had left out on her shelf
If you think this is dirty you can go [bad word] yourself!