Italy: [bad word] chikyuu, [bad word] chikyuu, Ma--"
"Hmm?"
Germany: " --u ore wa Doitsu! Ma--"
"A! West doujin!"
Japan: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu, Nihon-"
France: "-- ore Furansu! [bad word] chikyu--"
America: "-- me mo suupaa saizu! Ame--"
England: "-- Hyotto [bad word] chikyuu? Ore Igi--"
"Nanka sugee tanoshisou da na! Yoshi, ore mo iccho yatte mikka!"

Eins-Zwei-Drei-Vier!
 [bad word] chikyuu [bad word] chikyuu
Minna tsuite koi
Ore-sama da ze!

"Iiiiyaahaaa~~"
 [bad word] kotori
Itsu no ma ni kotori
Atama no ie de piyopiyo kawaiin da ze!

Ore kaite chikyuu
Ore! Sama!
Hyotto [bad word] mo shinakute mo
Puroisen da ze

Aa [bad word] aitsu nadenade [bad word] no
Kimochi ii ze!
Tamannee ze!
("Aaaaaa aaaaa~ kimochi ii!")

Ore atte uchuu
Ore-sama atte ginga
Hateshinai kakkoyosa
Puroisen da ze!

Hnhnhnhnhn~
 [bad word] hnhnhn
Hatto [bad word] hnhnhn
Funzorikaette hnhnhn [bad word] da ze!

Aa Asoko no bocchan aitsu wa kechi da ze
Damasarenna--
Damasarenna yo---!!

"Naa naa Furittsu Oyaji
Tatakai bakari no ore dakedo mimamottetekure
Mainichi kakasazu [bad word] nikki
Hondana ni umezukusarete [bad word] omoide
Chiisai koro no ore chou kawaii!"

"Kedo na majide souji wa mendokusee!
Naa naa Mutti
Naa naa Mutti
Königsberger Klopse no
Ano aji ga wasurerarenee ze!"