Stars made to look younger
Sadness is erased
Baldness or aloofness
Gone without a trace
Signs you know the way to make men men
To make "Miss Everyday" a 10
To think you used to be my friend

Photoshop me out of your life(x6)

There you see a billboard
Faces super smooth
There an illustration
Whiteness, every tooth
Signs you've worked your magic once again
It's always better in the end
To think you used to be my friend

Photoshop me out of your life (x6)

Every blemish is gone in a flash
Lines that are crooked and colours that clash
Every blemish is gone in a flash
Lines that are crooked and colours that clash

Photoshop me out of your life (x4)

You know what you're doing
Look at the acclaim
Grant me one more favour
Alter the terrain
Make it look like as though I were in [bad word] 
Or something near enough to [bad word] 
Or something near enough to [bad word] 
Give it a caption of "Farewell"

Photoshop me out of your life (x6)