The trouble with your brother, he's always sleeping with your mother
And I know that your sister missed her time again this month
I talking too fast or are you just playing dumb?
If you want I can write it down
It should matter to you 'cause aren't you the one with your razzmatazz
and the nights on the town?

Oh-oh-oh Oh you knew it and you blew it didn't you babe?
I was lying when I asked you to stay 
and now no one's gonna care
If you don't call them when you said
And he's [bad word] round tonight to try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things they ain't working
No they aren't working anymore oh

You started getting fatter three weeks after I left you
Now you're going with some kid who looks like some [bad word] Are you gonna go out, are you staying at home eating boxes of Milk Tray?
Watch TV on your own, aren't you the one with your razzmatazz
and your nights on the town?

Oh-oh-oh And your father wants to help you doesn't he babe?
But your mother wants to put you away
And now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's [bad word] round tonight to try and talk you into bed
And all those stupid little things they ain't working
No they aren't working anymore

Oh well I saw you at the doctor's waiting for a test
You tried to look like some kind of heiress but your face is such a mess
And now you're going to a party and you're leaving on your own
Oh I'm sorry but didn't you say that things go better with a little bit of razzamatazz?

Na na nana na na na... and now no one's gonna care if you don't call them when you said
And he's [bad word] round tonight to try and talk you into bed
And now it's half past ten in the evening and you wish that you were dead
'cause all those stupid little things
No they ain't working, oh they aren't working anymore