Once there was a wicked witch
In the lovely land of Oz
And a wicked old, wicked old, wicked old witch that never ever was
She filled the folks in munchkin land
With terror and with dread
'Til one fine day from Kansas
house fell on her head
And the coroner pronounced her dead
And through the town the joyous news [bad word] The joyous news that the wicked old witch
Was finally done in

Ding-dong! The witch is dead.

‒ Which old witch?
‒ Well, uh,.. the wicked witch!
‒ Oh.

Ding-dong! The wicked witch is dead.
Oh yeah, happy day
Wake up you sleepy [bad word] your eyes, and get out of that bed.
Wake up, the wicked witch is dead.

She's gone where the goblins go,
Below, below, below. Yo-ho
Let's open up and sing and ring those bells out.
Sing the news out.

Ding-dong, the merry-oh, sing it high, sing it low.
Let them know the wicked old witch is dead!
Why everyone's glad,
She took such a crowning
Bein' hit by a house is even worse than drowning
Let 'em know the wicked old witch is dead!