I love Ani and Amy and Emily
I hope every [bad word] learns to play
But when [bad word] to special rights like family
I think marriage goes a bit too far

We're pushing and pushing
But never forget
 [bad word] equality, it hasn't happened yet
But don't point your finger at me
Take a look at my friends and you'll see

Stereotypes aren't for me
But I never said life was fair
Diversity makes us all free
And somebody needs to cut hair

Look, I am a liberal guy
I wear a ribbon, no one deserves to die
You can tell I don't support the status quo
Because "Ellen" is my favorite show
My middle name is equal rights
I'll talk the talk while you fight the fight
I say I'm down but that's where it ends
But I'm okay just look at my best friends