Couple of jiggers of moonlight and add a star,
Pour in the blue of a June night and one guitar,
Mix in a couple of dreamers and there you are:
Lovers hail the Moonlight [bad word]  

Now add a couple of flowers, a drop of dew,
Stir for a couple of hours 'til [bad word] [bad word] 
Add to the number of kisses, it's up to you.
Moonlight [bad word] - need a few. 

Cool it in the summer breeze
Serve it in the starlight underneath the trees.
You'll discover tricks like these
Are sure to make your Moonlight [bad word] please. 

Follow the simple directions and they will bring
Life of [bad word] where you'll be king.
You will awake in the morning and start to sing
Moonlight [bad word] are the thing.
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