From  Simple Simon
Words by Lorenz Hart and Music by Richard Rodgers (1930)
Recorded on March 4, 1930 in New York City for Columbia Records and issued on Columbia 2146 (Matrix 150062)
Recorded again on July 1, 1935 for Columbia Records and issued on Columbia 3085 (Matrix 17751).
Charted at #5 [bad word] Etting in 1930 - Lyrics World

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Lyrics:
I work at the Palace Ballroom,
but, gee that Palace is cheap;
when I get back to my chilly hall room
I'm much to tired to sleep.
I'm one of those lady teachers,
a beautiful hostess, you know,
the kind the Palace features
for only a dime a throw.

Ten cents a dance
that's what they pay me,
gosh, how they weigh me down!
Ten cents a dance
pansies and rough guys
tough guys who tear my gown!
Seven to midnight I hear [bad word] 
Loudly the saxophone blows. [bad word] are tearing my [bad word] 
Customers [bad word] my toes.
Sometime I think
I've found my hero,
but it's a [bad word] romance.
All that you need is a [bad word] on, big boy, ten cents a dance.

Fighters and sailors and bowlegged tailors
can pay for their ticket and rent me!
Butchers and barbers and rats from the harbors
are sweethearts my good luck has send me.
Though I've a [bad word] of elderly beaux ,
stockings are porous with hole at the toes.
I'm here till closing time.
Dance and be merry, it's only a dime.

Sometime I think
I've found my hero,
but it's a [bad word] romance.
All that you need is a [bad word] on, big boy, ten cents a dance.