Опенинг (исполнитель: Волшебные покровители)
Timmy is an average kid, That no one understands, Mom and Dad and Vicky always giving [bad word] Vicky: Bed twirp! Doom and Gloom up in his room, Is broken instantly, By his magic little fish who grant his every wish, Cuz in reality they are his Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents, Wanda: Wands and wings, [bad word] Floaty Crowny things, Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents, Really ood, pea pod, buff bod, hot rod, Timmy: [bad word] goose, green moose, guave juice, Giant snake, birthday cake, large fries, chocolate shake, Odd Parents, Fairly Odd Parents, It flips your lid when you are the kid, With Fairly Odd Parents, Vicky: Yeah right, *Pop!*