Beelzeboss

[Beelz] I [bad word]  

[Both] Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck!

[Beelz] yes you are [bad word]  [bad word] out of luck
now [bad word] and my [bad word] you will suck
the world will be mine and you're first in line
you brought me the pick and now you both shall die!

[JB] Wait! wait!
you [bad word] we challenge you to a rock off!
give us one chance to rock your socks off

[Beelz] [bad word]  [bad word]  [bad word] the demon code prevents me
from declining a rock off challenge
what are your terms? what is the catch?

[JB] If we win, you must take your sorry [bad word] back to [bad word] 
and also you will have to pay our rent

[Beelz] And what if *i* win?
[JB] then you can take Kage back to [bad word] ..
[KG] What?
[JB] [bad word] me Kage, its the only way, 
[KG] What the [bad word] man?
[JB] to be your little [bad word]  
[Beelz]
Fine! Let the rock off begin!hahahahaa
Im the devil i love metal!
Check this riff it's [bad word] tasty
i'm the devil i can do what i want,
whatever i got i'm gonna flaunt,
there's never been a rock off i've ever lost
i cant wait to take Kage back to [bad word] i'm gonna fill him with my hot demon gel
i'll make him squeal like my scarlet pimpernel

[JB] Noooooo!
cmon Kage bring the thundah
[KG] there's just no way that we can win,
that was a masterpiece.
[JB] listen to me
[KG] he rocks too hard because he's not a mortal man
[JB] [bad word] it Kage,
he gonna make you his  slave,
youre gonna gargle mayonnaise
unless we bust a massive monster mamma-jam.
[KG] dude, we've been through so much [bad word] 
[JB] deactivated lasers with my [bad word] [BOTH] now its time to blow this [bad word] down!
[JB] C'mon Kage now it's time to blow doors down
[KG] I hear you Jables now it's time to blow doors down
[JB] Light up the stage cuz its time for a showdown
[KG] We'll bend you over then we'll take ya to brown town
[BOTH] Now we've got to blow this [bad word] down
[KG] He's gonna rape me if we do not blow doors down
[JB] C'mon Kage cuz it's time to blow doors down
[KG] OOOOOOh (?) It's time for the black out
[JB] Hey anti-christ-er, Beelzeboss,
we know your weakness our rocket-sauce
we rock the casbah, and blow your mind
we will defeat you, for all mankind
you hold the scepter,
we hold the key
you are the devil,
we are the [17x]

[Beelz]
You guys are [bad word]  [bad word] on Kage, [bad word] with me.
Taste my lightning suckers! 

[Tenacious D:]
[JB] NOOOO!

[Beelz]
ow! [bad word] 
My [bad word]  horn!
ooohh no!

[JB] From whence you came you shall remain,
until you [bad word] again

[Beelz]
Nooooooo! [bad word] you Kage and [bad word] you Jables!
I'll get you Tenacious D!