On the first day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
pair of skinny khakis

On the second day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Two snapback hats and a pair of skinny khakis

On the third day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the fourth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a par of skinny khakis

On the fifth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the sixth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Six flannel shirts, five large pizzas, four pairs of Vans
Three Peace Teas, two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the seventh day of Christmas,
my [bad word] love gave to me
Seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts, five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas, two snapback hats
And a pair of skinny khakis

On the eighth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

On the ninth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Nine cardboard signs, Eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
Five large pizzas
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and my parents understanding

On the tenth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
They forgot the pepperoni
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a merch guy we named Fappy

On the eleventh day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
This isn't what I ordered, but seriously call Dominos and tell them I want a refund
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and an unnecessary breakdown

Blegh

On the twelfth day of Christmas, 
my [bad word] love gave to me
Twelve broken hearts, eleven anchor tats, ten pics of Patty, nine cardboard signs, eight Tumblr notes, seven vinyl records, six flannel shirts
No, this is unacceptable, who forgets pepperoni? Pepperoni's like the default topping. Like if anything, people who order cheese would get the pepperoni on it accidentally
 [bad word] on man, finish the song.) Fine
Four pairs of Vans, three Peace Teas
Two snapback hats, and a pair of skinny khakis

Merry Christmas to each and every one of you
Isn't it crazy Fearless let us do this?