One - Two - Three - Go 
I've got an ego 
It won't let me go 
What am I gonna do?

- - - 
Paranoia's killing me 
I'm dying on my aching feet 
What a way to go

Roll up - Roll up 
People always stroll up 
Say "Why don't you grow up?" 
No thank you!

Big cats, small cats 
Some cats are fat cats 
Those cats are bad cats 
What we gonna do?

There's an awful lot of people in the world today 
There's an awful lot of trouble in the streets these days 
And it doesn't seem to matter what you do or say 
If a change is [bad word] you've got to help it on its way

change is [bad word] before too long I know 
Peace has [bad word]  well, I could be wrong I know 
But I just don't know what I can do

You don't [bad word] me and I don't [bad word] you 
I bet you wish you did and I know I do 
Why have you got secrets? Cause I know you have 
If you've got something to hide then it must be bad

change is [bad word] before too long I know 
Peace has [bad word]  well, I could be wrong I know 
But I just don't know what I can do

You don't [bad word] me and I don't [bad word] you 
I bet you wish you did and I know I do 
Why have you got secrets? Cause I know you have 
If you've got something to hide then it must be bad

change is [bad word] before too long I know 
Peace has [bad word]  well, I could be wrong I know 
But I just don't know what I can do