I was looking at you from the back of the room 
 but you didn't notice me and you picked up your house phone
 and I heard you tell some friend that you thought you were in love with me
 and I freaked out and I got scared and the world fell right in front of me
 and I didn't want to hurt you and I loved you more than anyone I had ever met before
 and I thought you were a beauty
 and I wanted to be your friend and I wanted to hold your hand
 but I didn't want to live with you or to have you in my bed
 because I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
 you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
 and then you told me we had some chemistry and I ran away 
 and I scared the [bad word] out of two little rich kids who called me a freak and went looking for their dads
 and I panicked like a rookie on the first base one Sunday morning
 I thought I would never make it home again or even make it through the season
 and then [bad word] to seven sisters and I met the magic rabbi there and he called me by my sweet name
 and he took me in his magic cape and he told me the mission that god had planned for me
 he said take a plane to brazil and buy some good rocks there baby 
 and then bring them back in your guitar case and sell them twice the price you paid
 and then you'll buy a real house in someplace warm and then you'll love her till the day she dies
 and I was like [bad word] on give me a break you know I ain't going anywhere with her you know I mean
 you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
 you know I, I am good for no one and you are the perfect woman
 like I said, she's good for no one