I was just a tourist the first time I went to Mexico
I was stranger,in danger in a world unknown
clap of thunder and the ground around me did explode
And the skeletons in [bad word] out from that hole

Why? No lie!
It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-ohh
Way down in Mexico

The place was jumpin with carribas playing to and fro
An evil skeleton made of with my beef burrito
They opened the pinata and a swarm of bats went up my nose
I lost all bowel control and I knew that it was time to go

Why? No lie!
It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-ohh
Way down in Mexico

The locals tell me not to fear
It happens at least once a year
When [bad word] is full the dead will walk the Earth and Apparently [bad word] up here
For the beer!

Why? No lie!
It was the Day of the Dead!
Did you hear what I just said?
Oh-oh-ohh
I didn't even know
It was the Day of the Dead!
I tried not to lose my head
Oh-oh-ohh
Way down in Mexico

Dia de los muertos, el calacas vio
oh-oh-ohh
Y el gringo se asusto
Dia de Los Muertos, el [bad word] se [bad word] 
oh-oh-ohh Aqui en Mejico