I'm as weak as a kitten
And my brains are filled with glue
There's been a fire in my bed
And my veins are turning blue.
So I look in the mirror - what do I see?
I see the face of a monster looking at me
He's an evil-looking horror
And his skin looks just like mine [bad word] to pieces
Panic in room 109
You know?
The other day I had a dream 'bout a famous movie star
I was in my room watching "Blind Date" with Cilla,
( a celebrated U.K. T.V. version of "Love Connection" )
When the wall caved in [bad word] me! Godzilla!
He's got it in for Tokyo
He's gonna knock down all the buildings
He told me so
He does it every Saturday round about closing time
Now we're sharing a flat
Panic in room 109
Oh what, what, what did I do last night?
I said what, what, what did I do last night?
Oh, it fills me up with dread,
I don't know, it gave me evil dead fright!
I don't know what I did but it must've been all right
Yeah Godzilla and me don't care, we can handle it fine.
Every day we like to have a little panic in room 109