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My favoite color is red like the blood shed 
From Kurt Cobain's head when he shot himself dead 
Women all grabbin' at my shishkabob 
Bought Lauryn Hill's tape so her kids could starve 
You thought I was livid now I'm even more so 
 [bad word] I got full blown AIDS and a sore throat 
I got a wardrobe with an orange robe 
I'm in the fourth row signin autographs until my show 
I just remembered that I'm absent minded 
Wait, I mean I've lost my mind I can't find it 
I freestylin ever verse that I spit 
Cuz I don't even remember the words to my [bad word] 
I told the doc that I need a change in sickness 
I gave a girl herpes in exchange for syphalis 
Put my LP on your Christmas wish list 
You wanna get high, here [bad word] just sniff this 

 [bad word] on everybody, get down tonight (8X) 

I tried suicide once and I'll try it again 
That's why I write songs where I die at the end 
Cuz I don't give a [bad word]  like my middle finger was stuck 
And I was waving it at everybody screamin' "I suck" 
I go on stage in front of a sellout crowd 
And yell out loud "All of y'all get the [bad word] out now" 
 [bad word] rap, I'm givin' it up y'all, I'm Sorry 

I'm bored out of my gord 
So I took a hammer and nailed my foot the the floorboard of my Ford 
I guess I'm just a sick, sick [bad word] 
Just one sandwich short of a picnic basket 
One Excederin tablet short of a full medicine cabinet 
Fell like my head has been shredded like lettuce and cabbage 
And if you ever see a video for this [bad word] 
I'll probably be dressed up like a mummy with my wrists slit 

 [bad word] on everybody, get down tonight (8X) 

Got [bad word] on my jock out in East Detroit 
Cause they think that I'm a [bad word] Beastie Boy 
So I told em I was Mike D, It was like 
I told em, "Meet me at Kid Rock's next concert 
I'll be standin by the Loch Ness monster, peace out" 
Then I jetted to the weed house 
smoked out till I started bustin freestyles 
Broke out then I dipped quick back to the crib, put on lipstick 
 [bad word] up the Tylenol then ate it with a dipstick 
Made a couple of crank calls collect 
"Ken Kaniff from Connecticut, can you accept?" 
I wanna make songs all the fellas dub 
And murder every rich rapper that I'm jealous of 
So just remember when I bomb your set 
Yo, I only cuss to make your mom upset 

 [bad word] on everybody get down tonight (16X)