Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
Go f-u-c-k yourself baby 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
The critics and the press agree 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
Uh huh - what? - yeah! 

Slide my panties off in your lamborghini 
Tmz just saw my coochie like i was britney 
Be flo rida an spin me right round round 
But don't try to bite me like chris brown 
Make my bottle pop like a pussycat doll 
Smoked out michael phelps and won a gold medal 

Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
Call me f-a-g, xxxxx please! 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
You can l-i-c-k my [bad word] 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I'm the h-o-t-s-h-i-t 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
Uh huh - what? - yeah! 

Flashed my taint ohh! does it turn you on? 
Gave lil wayne a skirt an some pom poms 
They all go lady gaga over my throat skills 
Gave zac efron my poker face & left him with chills 
And 3oh! 3 warned me not to [bad word] you hoes 
Sucked off kanye west now i'm one of the bros 

Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I'm beautiful, effortlessly 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I gotta p.h.d. in [bad word] 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I s u c k perfectly 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
If you want my peaches, shake my tree 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I l o v e violently 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
I'm cuter then hello kitty 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me 
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e