Mr. Hankey: Howdy Ho!
The Virgin Mary was sleeping when Angel Gabriel appeared,
He said, "You are to be the virgin mother" 
And Mary thought that was weird.

Kenny: So he sat (Mmmmmppppppppph)
(Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But then Gabriel said to Mary, 
"My child, have no fear."

Kenny: For you can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still not be considered flawed.

Kenny: I know you'd like to play,

And suck right through the night, 

Together: You're still a virgin in the eyes of God.

Mr. Hankey: There was no room at the inn
When Mary and Joseph did arrive
They were so very tired you see

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: She said she had no money

Kenny: And she needed a place to sleep

Mr. Hankey: Gabriel appeared to Mary and told her not to weep

Kenny: Because, you can suck all the [bad word] you want...
And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Mr. Hankey: And still be the mother of Christ.

Together: If there's no room at the inn
Its not considered a sin

Kenny: So suck my [bad word] and get away from me.

[Laughs]

Mr. Hankey: That's right!
And three wise men did appear
Bearing gifts of myrrh and such
They said that they had followed a star
And missed a woman's touch

Kenny: (Mmmmmppppppppph)

Mr. Hankey: But again Gabriel appeared to her and this is what he said

Kenny: You can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Mr. Hankey: Every one in the nation.

Kenny: Fellatio ain't no sin
So have a [bad word] three miles in

Mr. Hankey: And you'll still be a virgin

Kenny: To everyone gone down on Christmas.

Kenny: You can suck all the [bad word] you want...

Together: And still be a virgin, Mary!

Kenny: You can take it from the ox and the lamb...

Mr. Hankey: And even the little [bad word] boy.
Folks will remember your name quick.

Kenny: For sucking the biggest [bad word] 

Together: Because sucking [bad word] bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: Because sucking [bad word] ..

Mr. Hankey: ..bring peace on Earth and joy!

Kenny: You can suck my [bad word] #33;

[Laughter]