Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
Go f-u-c-k yourself baby
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
The critics and the press agree
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
Uh huh - what? - yeah!

Slide my panties off in your lamborghini
Tmz just saw my coochie like i was britney
Be flo rida an spin me right round round
But don't try to bite me like chris brown
Make my bottle pop like a pussycat doll
Smoked out michael phelps and won a gold medal

Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
Call me f-a-g, xxxxx please!
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
You can l-i-c-k my [bad word] 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I'm the h-o-t-s-h-i-t
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
Uh huh - what? - yeah!

Flashed my taint ohh! does it turn you on?
Gave lil wayne a skirt an some pom poms
They all go lady gaga over my throat skills
Gave zac efron my poker face & left him with chills
And 3oh! 3 warned me not to [bad word] you hoes
Sucked off kanye west now i'm one of the bros

Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I'm beautiful, effortlessly
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I gotta p.h.d. in [bad word] 
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I s u c k perfectly
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
It's a crime to look so pre-pretty
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
If you want my peaches, shake my tree
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I l o v e violently
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
I'm cuter then hello kitty
Ain't no xxxxx who can do it like me
J-e-f-f to the r-e-e