Luna you are beautiful,
Eyes of purple, hair so fair
I would give my left [bad word] To get in your underwear
Climb down of the huge cat thing [bad word] lie next to me
Let me touch you, sweet Luna
You're my favorite carry
I love you, sweet Luna
Your butt won't [bad word] quit
But it pains me to tell you
Your accent is [bad word] 
Luna shut your mouth,
Don't speak to say OK
Just nod or say nothing,
For the rest of the day
Are you Irish?
Or Scottish?
No, don't answer that question
I just discern your answer
From your facial expression

I know things might prove tricky
But Luna, don't dismay
I just can't stand to hear you
Say 'Selemene!' or 'Nova!
Or 'Stalking!' or 'Illuminating!'
Just pains me to say it
Your voice is too grating

So, Luna shut your mouth,
Don't speak to say OK
Just nod or say nothing,
For the rest of the day
You should really
Talk to that
Goddes Of The Moon
If you don't speak for a million years
It would still be too soon
If you don't speak for a million years
It would still be too soon