Gonna tell you a story...
Of Reggae Shark

There are hundreds of Sharks
Livin' under da sea
Great Whites, Hammerheads, 
And White Tip Reefs
But the one shark Diskovery always leave out
Is the dreadlock Rasta fish I'm talking about...

Reggae Shark!
Reggae Shark is real
Reggae Shark!
Him got a band with the seals oooh...
Reggae Shark!
He don't want to harm ya
Reggae Shark!
He jast want your ganja
Reggae Shark!

After dark Reggae [bad word] [bad word] #39;
Some say Reggae Shark's part human
Him was cursed by an evil Jelly witch
Didn't have no reason
She was jast a [bad word] 

Some kids were boatin' and smokin' a spliff
Reggae Shark swam over to ask for a hit
The kids start screamin' and one of them drowned
Now the sheriff and his posse gonna hunt him down

Reggae Shark!
Got no political agenda
Reggae Shark!
He jast wants redemption
Reggae Shark!
And he wants ganja

But ya can't light a spliff
When you live underwater

One day a [bad word] boat had to drop its load
Reggae [bad word] along and him eat it whole
Now he's starvin' like marvin'
Got the munchies
Then him see the evil sheriff and all his flunkies
He put his fins in the air and said
"It wasn't me fault!"
But the sheriff said "Fire!" and the rifles shot...

But it was jast a shark decoy tied to a ralf
Cus the Reggae Shark's a master of da arts and crafts

Reggae Shark!

He jamped on the boat
And the shariff fell down his throat
The townpeople cheered an said "You brought us peace..."
You took a bite of [bad word] in the town police
They threw him a huge ticker tape parade
Cus they know that he balances the food chain
They gave him the key to Kingstontown
You should see the tourism he brings in now

You've redeemed yourself, said the Jelly Witch
Me can reverse that curse and grant your wish
Him looked at the witch and he say "Nay."
Cus i'm a Reggae Shark and that's the way i'll stay!

Reggae Shark! Reggae Shark! Reggae Shark!
Reggae Shark! Reggae Shark! Reggae Shark!