- Nurse! 
- Nurse! I’m thirsty! 
- Nurse! My head hurts! 
- NURSE! 
- Curse these nurses!
- Nurse Shermalways wears such dirty shirts. 
- And such short skirts. 
- She never arrives at work early. 
- She and… er… Nurse Turner weren’t at work on Thursday, were they? 
- No, they weren’t. 
- Nurse Sherman is the worst nurse in the ward, isn’t she? 
- No, she isn’t. She’s the worst nurse in the world!