Everybody said so, man
You could see it on TV
They stood there ashamed
With nowhere to go

Nobody wants them now
The kids are alright
Every day is a holiday
And pushin' people around

I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends

Someone caught one
I could see so myself
I had to call 254
So, they wouldn't blame me
We wanted to know now
How much trouble there was
When we asked our daddy
He said it's just because

I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends

I don't wanna open a can of worms
And I don't want any Spaghetti O's
And I could always tell when someone
Is holding a [bad word] 

I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends
I'm makin' monsters for my friends