Crawled back into bed,
Pretending to sleep
Clammy in my jammies,
Dress is hurting its keep
Maybe it's the pills or the [bad word] or the booze
Maybe it's the fact that I want me to lose
Think about a girl that knocked me off of my feet
Trade her for a hooker that said I was sweet
Another bender, repeat offender

Close your eyes to see just where you are

Crawled back into bed,
Pretending to sleep
Clammy in my jammies,
Dress is hurting its keep
Maybe it's the pills or the [bad word] or the booze
Maybe it's the fact that I want me to lose
Think about a girl that knocked me off of my feet
Trade her for a hooker that said I was sweet
Another bender, repeat offender [bad word] and [bad word] are legal tender

Close your eyes to see just where you are

Cold sore superstar,
He knows how you snore right where you are

Another bender, repeat offender [bad word] and [bad word] are legal tender

Close your eyes to see just where you are