Translated by kafka-fuura - [bad word] 2015/06/23/supernatural-trick-works/

いち、に、さん　にーにーさん
いち、に、さん　にーにーさん
いち、に、さん、し　にーにーさんし
らーらーらーらー！　わお！

ichi ni san, nii nii san
ichi ni san, nii nii san
ichi ni san, shi nii nii san shi

One, Two, Three, Mister♡!
One, Two, Three, Mister♡!
One, Two, Three, Four, Mister Die♡!
La～La～La～La～! Wow!

そっと物陰から見つめる私達
わかっていた通りにあなたが来る

sotto monokage kara [bad word] [bad word] 
wakatteita toori ni anata ga [bad word] 

Quietly from the shadows we watch
As you approach, just like we predicted!

何も知らずに歩いてくる標的
その様子にはやくも心が躍る

nani mo shirazu ni [bad word] target
sono yousu ni hayakumo kokoro ga [bad word] 

Just looking at our unsuspecting target
Makes our hearts race with excitement!

高まる期待のままに投げろや投げろよ賽子を！

 [bad word] kitai no mama ni nagero ya nagero yo saikoro wo!

Brimming with [bad word] on! Throw the dice! Throw the dice!

（
さあ　お兄さん！
これからいっぱい
遊ぼうね
）

saa onii-san!
kore kara ippai
asobou ne
 [bad word] on, Mister!
It’s time to
Have some fun!

正しい道は遠く向こうに
偽の道案内はこちら

tadashii michi wa tooku mukou ni
nise no michian’nai wa kochira

The way you should have taken is way over there,
But don’t worry! We’ll be sure to show you the wrong way!

まずはふりだしから。
最初の一歩を踏ませよう。
めくるめく森の奥へ
「一ます進め」！

mazu wa furidashi kara.
saisho no ippo wo fumaseyou.
 [bad word] mori no oku e
“ichi masu susume”!

This is where you start!
Now take your first step,
Deep into the dazzling forest!
“Move One Space”!

年中夢中の好奇心　止むことは無く。

nen’juumuchuu no itazuragokoro yamu koto wa naku.

Mischievous All Year Round, Prankster Never Rests!

いち、に、さん　にーにーさん
いち、に、さん　にーにーさん
いち、に、さん、し　にーにーさんし
うーうーうーあー！

ichi ni san, nii nii san
ichi ni san, nii nii san
ichi ni san, shi nii nii san shi

One, Two, Three, Mister♡!
One, Two, Three, Mister♡!
One, Two, Three, Four, Mister Die♡!
Ooh～Ooh～Ooh～Ah～!

そっと物陰から
見つめる私達
方や道に迷ったあなたの姿

sotto monokage kara
 [bad word] [bad word] 
kata ya michi ni mayotta anata no sugata

Quietly from the shadows
We watch as
You have gotten lost

慌てふためく
その反応の数々が
私達にとっては娯楽の極み

awatefutameku
sono han’ou no kazukazu ga
 [bad word] ni totte wa goraku no kiwami

Each and every one
Of your panicked reactions
Is just perfect entertainment for us!

さらに高まる期待にまわせよまわせよ回転盤！

sara ni [bad word] kitai ni mawase yo mawase yo roulette!

Brimming with even more anticipation, Spin the roulette! Spin the roulette!

（
さあ　お兄さん！
お楽しみはこれからだよ
）

saa onii-san!
otanoshimi wa kore kara dayo
 [bad word] on, Mister!
The fun’s only just begun!

音さえたてず忍び寄るのは
私（達）の得意技

oto sae tatezu [bad word] no wa
watashi(tachi) no tokuiwaza

Creeping closer without making a sound
Is myour speciality!

あちら
こちら
へと。

achira
kochira
e to.

This way
And that
We go.

仕掛け
仕込みを
万全に。

shikake
shikomi wo
ban’zen’ ni.

Setting up
Our traps
Perfectly.

めくるめく
罠天国へ
「三ます進め」！

 [bad word] 
wanaten’goku e
“san’ masu susume”!

 [bad word] to the
Dazzling Trap Heaven!
“Move Three Spaces”!

はい！

hai!

Go!

迷わせて驚かせて…さて、これからがとっておき！

mayowasete odorokasete… sate, kore kara ga totteoki!

After making you lost and surprising you… it’s time for the main event!

世にも強力無比な「雨」を降らせてみよう！

yo ni mo kyouryokumuhi na “ame” wo furasetemiyou!

Let’s shower you with the most powerful “rain” the world has ever seen!

勘のいい人にはきっと避けられてしまうけど

kan’ no ii hito ni wa kitto yokerareteshimau kedo

Anyone with any sense would surely be able to dodge this, but…

そう、あなたならきっとひっかかってくれるはずだから！

sou, anata nara kitto [bad word] hazu dakara!

We’re sure you’ll get caught in our trap!!

（
ねえ　もしかして
ちょっとやりすぎちゃったかな
）

nee [bad word] 
chotto yarisugichatta kana

Um… Did we
Overdo it a little?

ルナもサニーも
あなたのことを
気に入ったみたいだった
からね…。

luna mo sunny mo
anata no koto wo
ki ni itta mitai datta
kara ne….

Luna and Sunny
Were really
Getting attached to you
After all…

けどどうなっても。
一回休めばそれでね。
全部元通りにまだ遊べる筈ね！

kedo dou nattemo.
ikkai yasumeba sore de ne.
zen’bu motodoori ni mada [bad word] hazu ne!

Oh well. You know?
If you just rest one turn.
Everything should go back to the way it was and we can keep playing!

じゃあ　お兄さん！おきたらまた遊ぼうね！

jaa oni-san! okitara mata asobou ne!

Okay, Mister? When you wake up let’s play again!

あなたみたいな人
ばかりなら
私達でも楽しいのに！

anata mitai na hito
bakari nara
 [bad word] demo tanoshii no ni!

If everyone that came by
Was like you,
Then we’d always have this much fun!

まだあがらせない。
来る明日を楽しみに。
ここから続けるべく
「一回休め」！

mada agarasenai.
 [bad word] [bad word] wo tanoshimi ni
kokokara [bad word] beku
“ikkai yasume”!

Nope! You can’t give up yet!
Look forward to tomorrow!
We’ll start just where we left off, so
“Rest One Turn”!

年中夢中の好奇心　止むことは無く。

nen’juumuchuu no itazuragokoro yamu koto wa naku.

Mischievous All Year Round, Prankster Never Rests!