Denden mushi denden mushi 
 [bad word] futon [bad word] futon 
Tonton byoushi tonton byoushi 
Tonton mae tonton mae 

Namae jun de mae narae 
Hanarenai you ni te o [bad word] 
Seno jun demo mae narae 
ichi-ban mae wa yasume no poozu 

Minmin zemi minmin zemi 
Punpun tanki punpun tanki 
Pikopiko INTERNET pikopiko INTERNET 
Tonton mae tonton mae 

Ohi-sama ni mo mae narae 
Kyou wa bokaboka uta wa hazumu 
Kumori sora mo mae narae 
"Ittete" butsukattara gomen no poozu 

Pyokopyoko [bad word] pyokopyoko [bad word] 
Shakashaka wa migaki shakashaka wa migaki 
Panpan pantsu panpan pantsu 
Tonton mae tonton mae 

Tonton mae tonton mae 
Tonton mae tonton mae