They say I need some rogaine to put in my hair
Work it out at the gym to fit my underwear
Okaley makes the shades to transform a tool
You'd hate for the kids to think that you've lost your cool 

Imma do the things that I wanna do 
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink 
I don't give a hoot about what you think 

Everyone likes to dance to a happy song 
With a catchy [bad word] and beat so they can sing along 
Timbaland knows the way to reach the top of the charts 
Maybe if I work with him I can perfect the art 

Imma do the things that I wanna do 
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 

I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink 
I don't give a hoot about what you think 

No, I don't care 
I don't care 
I don't care 
I don't care 
I don't care 
I don't care 

Imma do the things that I wanna do 
I ain't got a thing to prove to you 
I'll eat my candy with the pork and beans 
Excuse my manners if I make a scene 
I ain't gonna wear the clothes that you like 
I'm fine and dandy with the me inside 
One look in the mirror and i'm tickled pink 
I don't give a hoot about what you think