When they call your name
Will you walk right up?
With a smile on your face?
Or will you cower in fear
In your favorite sweater
With an old love letter? 

I wish you would, I wish you would 
 [bad word] pick me up
Take me out
 [bad word] me up
Steal my records
 [bad word] all my friends
They’re all full of [bad word] 
With a smile on your face
And then do it again
I wish you would 

When you’re walking downtown
Do you wish I was there?
Do you wish it was me?
With the windows clear and the mannequins eyes
Do they all look like mine? 
You know you could
I wish you would
 [bad word] pick me up
Take me out
 [bad word] me up
Steal my records
 [bad word] all my friends behind my back
With a smile on your face
And then do it again
I wish you would 

I wish you’d make up my bed
So I could make up my mind
Try it for sleeping instead
Maybe you’ll rest sometime
I wish I could