Dirty Frank Dahmer, he's a gourmet cook, yeah 
 I got a recipe for insane soup, yeah 
 Wanted a pass, so she relaxed... 
 Now the little groupie's getting chopped up in the back 
 I Got a cupboard full of fleshy fresh ingredients 
 very careful at the same time quite expedient 
 Eats meat, a release... 
 Bus driving's harder on your head than on your feet 
 Dirty frank (4x) 
 
 Keeps it clean, a keeps it copaseptic 
 little boys and girls, their heads are all collected 
 not crazy, a per se... 
 Just a little strange, when he gets hungry 
 City, state, your town, he will continue 
 stadiums, tiny clubs, every venue 
 His bus, your [bad word] .. 
 There goes another turned into [bad word] 
 Dirty frank...a Dirty Frank, yeah... (2x) 
 Yeah...oh, watch it... 
 
 Why that dirty Frank was a bad mother...Shut your mouth! 
 Hey man, I'm just talking about dirty Frank 
 
 Middle of the night, we're stopped, the freeway shoulder 
 Frank's shoveling to bury the leftovers 
 They're sunk, he's [bad word] .. 
 Now he's gonna drive, I'm hiding in my bunk, oh... 
 The band all knows, we're too afraid to mention 
 Don't want to be part of frank's luncheon 
 A-lose weight, a-be safe... 
 Where's Mike McCready? 
 My god, he's been ate! 
 Dirty frank...a Dirty Frank, yeah... (2x) } (2x) 
 Ya, ya, ya, ya, ya, yeah } 
 
 Cook 'em, just to see the look on their face... } (10x) 
 Just to see the look on their face } 
 
 Why that Dirty Frank was a bad mother...Shut your mouth! 
 Hey, I'm just talking about Dirty Frank 
 
 Dirty Frank...a Dirty Frank, yeah... (2x) 
 Dirty Frank (8x) 
 OK, I think that's enough...