[Flavor Flav:] You're blind, baby, you're blind from the facts on who you are
'cause you're watchin' that garbage.

The woman makes the men all pause
And if you got a woman
She might make you forget yours
There's a 5 letter word
To describe her character
But her brains being washed by an actor
And every real man that tries to [bad word] the closer [bad word] He gets dissed like a roach

[REFRAIN:]
I don't think I can handle
She goes channel to channel
Cold lookin' for that hero
She watch channel zero
 [bad word] 
She watch, She watch [4x]
[Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you got to cut that garbage off. Yo! I wanna watch the game. {Where's your doin'} Hey yo, lemme tell you a little som'in: I'm a take all your soaps, an' then I'm gonna hang 'em on a rope. You know what I'm sayin'? 'Cause that garbage your watchin' don't make no sense. Hey yo,
lemme tell you a little som'in baby: I'm 'a take your set an' I'm 'a throw it out the window. G's.

2, 7, 5, 4, 8 she watched she said
All added up to zero
And nothing in her head
She turns and turns
And she hopes the soaps
Are for real - she learns
That it ain't [bad word]  nope
But she won't survive
And rather die in a lie
Falls a fool - for some dude - on a tube

[REFRAIN, [bad word] 

[Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, you think I'm jokin'? Do it look like I'm jokin'? I
ain't jokin', word up, baby. Yo, cut that garbage off now. Yo, I got the
Tyson fight on, you know what I'm sayin'? Yo, so you can't [bad word]  in here
stackin' {aid} like that, you know what I'm sayin'? Yo, we gettin' ready to
watch the Super Bowl, we got a black quarterback so step back.

Trouble vision for a sister
'Cause I know she don't know, I quote
Her brains retrained
By a 24 inch remote
Revolution a solution
For all of our children
But her children
Don't mean as much as the show, I mean
Watch her worship the screen, and fiend
For a TV ad
And it just makes me mad

[REFRAIN, [bad word] 

[Flavor Flav:] Yo baby, can't you that's nonsense you watchin'? Look, don't nobody look like that, nobody even live that, you know what I'm sayin'? You watchin' garbage, not'in' but garbage. Straight up garbage. Yo, why don't you just back up from the TV, read a book or som'in. Read about yourself,
learn your culture, you know what I'm sayin'?