It's cleaner than water, it's cheaper than porter
It's gin
It helps you get through all that life throws at you
Gin
From Hampstead to Aldgate it's everyone's best mate
It's gin
Ladies and lords and the great unwashed hoardes
Love gin

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
Taking the edge of the hardships of life
If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife

When slumped in the gutter, the first word you utter
Is gin
GIN
It mends broken hearts, helps friendships start
Gin
GIN
Makes dull banter witty, makes ugly girls pretty,
It's gin
GIN
It helps you forget all the things you regret
It's gin
GIN

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
Taking the edge of the hardships of life
If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
GIN IS THE TONIC TO CURE ALL YOUR WOES

Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
Taking the edge of the hardships of life
If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife
Gin is the tonic to cure all your woes
Cleansing your soul from your head to your toes
Taking the edge of the hardships of life
If I could marry it, I'd make it my wife

Gin
Gin
Gin
Gin
Y'know when you say a word so many times it stops sounding like a word? That. With "gin".