he's big, fat, ugly, and mean- too many beers and he's a [bad word] machine- once he's [bad word] he likes to fight- any fifteen year old in sight- don't try [bad word]  don't try to hide- he'll steal your car without thinking twice- stop the party, hide your [bad word]  because fat randy's in the house tonight- high school parties are his thing- he drives up in his orange machine- he'll start fighting with his friends- fat randy gets you in the end- fat randy snuck in my house- fat randy [bad word] on my couch- fat randy quiet as a mouse- fat randy!, fat randy!- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friends- i see fat randy now and then- driving around with a carload of friend