I am the midnight NAMBLA -
I am the two inch gambler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The Nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

I am the baby snake handler -
I am the nude pube bangler -
The dark fandangler -

The fondler of the nobbler -
The nemesis of the toddler -
I look just like your father but I am -
The midnight NAMBLA -

That's what I am -
I'm a nambling man -
I am gonna namble your [bad word] -
Tonight