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That you don't already know
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Why does Vicadin make me itch?
Why do I sing off pitch?
Why does Jesus have a mexican name?
Why do old people look the same?
Why does it burn when I pee?
Why does it always rain on me?

Why do guys like feet?
Who cares
What are men sheep?
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Why does my wife blame me for everything?
'Cause she's a woman?

When you need to know something
That you don't already know
Don't ask me for the answer
Just go-o-o-o
And Google that [bad word] yo
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Why do I bleed from my nose?
Why does my husband wear my clothes?
Is it racist if I don't like babies?
What are ways to cure my scabies?
Do I have to file taxes?
Photos of bikini waxes!

Does anybody love me?
Who cares
Do blind people dream?
Who cares!
Is it legal for a man in Scotland to marry his widow sister?
That is a very specific question

When you need to know something
That you don't already know
Don't ask me for the answer
Just go-o-o-o
And Google that [bad word] yo
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Dont ask me [bad word] (took)
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How do I have a baby?