I once had a girl,
or should I say, 
she once had me.
She showed me her room, 
sn't it good? 
Norwegian wood.

She asked me to stay and she told me to sit anywhere,
So I looked around and I noticed there wasn't a chair.

I sat on [bad word] biding my time,
drinking her wine.
We talked until two 
and then she said,
"It's time for bed".

She told me she worked in the morning and started to laugh,
I told her I didn't and crawled off to sleep in the bath.

And when I awoke
 I was alone, 
this bird has flown,
So I lit a fire, 
isn't it good? 
Norwegian wood

Я к девушке в дом
Как-то попал,
Да, я - попал.
На стены гляжу...
Разве не блеск,
Норвежский лес.

Сверкает отделка, играет оттенками цвет!
Останься, присядь, говорит мне, а стульев-то нет.

Полночи вели
Мы разговор,
Сев на ковер.
Сказала потом,
Смеясь, она,
Что спать пора.

С утра ей работать, и скрылась в чудесный свой "лес".
Ругнулся и вместо кровати я в ванну залез.

Все утро искал
Птичку везде -
Пусто в гнезде.
Огонь я развел...
Разве не блеск,
Норвежский лес.