Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout

I am the fairground man at heart
[bad word] the roundabout this part
                                          I fill this fair but custom have I none

I turn the handle round so fast it makes my elbow ache
               Nobody seems to care
No-one rides upon my roundabout no longer 

anymore
                   Oh what a horrid fair!

Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout

                                                  Money there is none - I'm thinner than a 
        skeleton

But wait a minute, I'm so thin
That all these aches and pains could be a chance for me
I could be a horror or a ghost in a ghost train
I think I'll go and see

I meet the man [bad word] the ghost train
He says, "You're just great!
I'll pay you top class wages
If you'll just hang from this gate"

year is passing lots of food and [bad word] my way
Oh lucky man am I
But who's this telling me, "You're fired!
You're much too fat to be a ghost, be on your way!"
So here I am

Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout
Climb aboard my roundabout