i'd download a car 
i'd download a boat 
i'll download anything 
cuz man i'm broke 
i'd download a mouse 
i'd download a house 
i'd download a chair 
and a matching couch 
if you can make it zeroes and ones 
and i can print it out 
i don't [bad word] care, i'll download a cow 
i'd download a spaceship 
fly to the stars 
i'd download cologne 
i'd download a car 

i'm on the net from the rise to sunset 
i'm bored and broke and the day ain't begun yet 
got a 15 megabit connection to free stuff 
you wanna ride, grab ya laptop and surf's up 
head to http www Tee Pee Bee 
go on an isohunt DL an NZB 
download Twilight 3, in 1080p 
from a workprint release smuggled by DGs 
the unsung bothans of the piracy scene 
they ds9 unseen, so we call em the breen 
you got a puny e [bad word] [bad word] to scene kids 
who've already seen it 
and by it, I mean everything happenin 
your hundred million dollar [bad word] starring hugh jackman 
right now I'd be [bad word] if I could download captain 
and coke, but that's just a distant hope 
that we'll replicate matter from a port in our homes 
Dre's Detox will leak, i'll crank it [bad word] foobar 
and i'll [bad word]  and a whole bar 
and i'll download free gas while I unrar my new car 
science will figure it out, can't be too hard 

i'd download a car 
i'd download a boat 
i'd download your mom 
then upload to her throat 
and do the same with Jenna Jame and Taylor Rain 
you could say i downloaded brain 
i'd download a bat suit 
and then download joker 
i'd download edward cullen 
then bram stoker 
and watch him kick some twilight [bad word] 
i'd download david duke and photoshop him black 

they call us millennials, we got excess degrees  [bad word] by student loans we don't just want it free 
we got a need, we're bout to bleed 
demographically, most unemployed group in half a century 
raised on mcmansions and credit cards 
laptop rappers now we're saving in jars 
so it's back to mom and dad's 
they don't really want us back 
but their pads got wifi 
and so we eek by 
arrested development, lost season 4, 5, 
and so on, and so forth and so [bad word] 
as o's stimulus goes to districts that don't exist 
this system is wishin on population growth 
but we're shrinking and consumption chokes 
then there's less jobs for us younger folks 
debt's a noose, we'll be in debt hope 
which is why, no joke, we'd download soap 

i'd download a car 
i'd download a boat 
i downloaded 12 seasons of murder she wrote 
i'd download spongebob kazoos 
and party favors 
i'd download baskin robbins 31 flavors 
and a new pair of addidas rod lavers 
i'd download the 69 celtics and lakers 
i'd download a submarine and play captain nemo 
then some 3-glasses and see captain EO 

those of us with jobs are blessed, 
but what about the rest 
stimulus checks don't exactly future protect 
but if I learned anything from picard and la forge 
is that one day we'll replicate what we can't afford 
and everything will be free 
and every English degree can download a living 
and a pool to go swimming 
and all the snooty classic lit and history kids 
won't be shoutin they took our jobs at asian kids 
and us business students 
at our class reunions 
we'll all download bentley's 
and real fine suits 
download gorgeous blonde [bad word] star prostitues, 
I mean escorts, maybe we'll be on ships and fight borgs 
for now we're suburban brats with big dreams 
when even jay-z's gotta wear some girls jeans 
won't fear RIAA, if my [bad word] [bad word] 
we'll have to face the wrath of the UAW when we... 

i'd download a car 
i'd download